Category: New Years

First Cat Pics of the Year

by Alxala

Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I’m not dead yet! It’s been awhile since I’ve been away from my headquarters because real life.

Happy really, really late new year’s day to everyone! 😉

EDIT (12/10/24): Oh, I just remembered something back in December 29th, 2022. I lost my job at a local Fred Meyer store for returning stolen merchandise to the company after failing to chase down a shoplifter but the store manager didn’t believe me and wasn’t any hidden camera footage of me trying to chase after a shoplifter because the camera was tilted away from the view of the parking lot. I’m pretty sure the employees who are currently working there sure going to miss me, and now I must buck up and find myself a new job.

Final Post of the Year + Some Fun with TF2

by Alxala

This has been a bad year for us because of lots of famous celebrities dying mostly from COVID, our next-door neighbor died from drowning, and even seeing any Karens or Cletuses that are too stupid to take a COVID vaccine shot and wear a face mask. But on the bright side, my friendly family members decided to give me a new mousepad as a belated Christmas gift last night along with a box of small pieces of plywood that form into a delivery truck, and I think I’ll plan on assembling it one of these days whenever I feel like it. Thanks for the Christmas present, my wonderful members of the family! That really cheered me up from those villainous anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers that try to mutilate me. 🙂

And now for my next trick for no reason at all, I will now craft enough pieces of junk into this cool-looking astronaut helmet after playing some more TF2 for tonight as part of my new year’s resolution:

Now that is just what I wanted all along, and TF2 has been aged quite well over the years even with the beautifully cartoonish graphics.

Happy New Year’s Eve to all of you ladies and gentlemen all over the world and let’s hope next year will get better than this.

Another decade gone and the next one will begin soon

by Alxala

My family and I were enjoying some delicious pizza for dinner as our celebration for New Year’s Eve. After we’re all finished with dinner I got three new games added to my library from the Steam Winter Sale for a total of almost 32 dollars, then I spent the rest of the Steam money on good Team Fortress 2 fashion equipment and other things since I’ve been playing that game lately.

And now that I got all the important things out of the way, I will now show you Slackers my latest videos that I uploaded on YouTube last night. This first is my cat Stewie chasing around a toy string and playing with it:

Then this next one is a short nature-related video tiny red bug on a journey in a puffball of a seeding dandelion, and then the bug falls off the dandelion at the very end:

Anyways, now let’s hope that 2020 will be a good year and U.S. President #46 will be better than the last one.

Final Open Thread of the Year

by Alxala

This year has been a really rough one than last year. It went from the notoriously evil orange shit-stain celebrating National Slavery and Human Trafficking Prevention Month in January to him blowing up the Wall Street stock market, shutting down the government and continuing the government shutdown until he gets a border wall. However, he will be impeached next year so that he will quit trying to blow up our country and hopefully receive life in prison without parole.

I gotta tell you, this year sucked balls just like the last two years. Now let’s hope next year will be a better year for us.