Last night I was on YouTube watching the Ellen DeGeneres show clips of the entire crime drama trilogy called ‘Mattress She Wrote’:
It’s like ‘Murder, She Wrote’ but with mattresses. My most favorite part is the fake hand-slapping because it made me laugh so fucking hard I almost pissed my pants. 😛
Oh, I also took a screenshot of Ellen playing a detective who solves mattress crimes, and there’s Andy Zener playing Melvin on the left and one of her male audience members playing a lady wearing a pink dress on the right:
My dad and I were cleaning up our backyard today because we want to let our cat Morty outside. But we won’t let him out yet, because he always gets lost. One time, my dad found him in the culvert over the fence, and he’s tired of trying to catch him.
I helped him rake the dead brown grass while he was dealing with the hollies, and I also helped him fill garbage bags with dead grass, dead leaves, twigs, branches, etc.