Final Post of the Year + Some Fun with TF2
This has been a bad year for us because of lots of famous celebrities dying mostly from COVID, our next-door neighbor died from drowning, and even seeing any Karens or Cletuses that are too stupid to take a COVID vaccine shot and wear a face mask. But on the bright side, my friendly family members decided to give me a new mousepad as a belated Christmas gift last night along with a box of small pieces of plywood that form into a delivery truck, and I think I’ll plan on assembling it one of these days whenever I feel like it. Thanks for the Christmas present, my wonderful members of the family! That really cheered me up from those villainous anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers that try to mutilate me. 🙂
And now for my next trick for no reason at all, I will now craft enough pieces of junk into this cool-looking astronaut helmet after playing some more TF2 for tonight as part of my new year’s resolution:
Now that is just what I wanted all along, and TF2 has been aged quite well over the years even with the beautifully cartoonish graphics.
Happy New Year’s Eve to all of you ladies and gentlemen all over the world and let’s hope next year will get better than this.
Typical day of my nightmare shift
Ladies and gentlemen, I will now tell you a story that I wanted to share with all of you. At around 2pm in the afternoon while I pushing shopping carts around the parking lot when suddenly a woman with long, white hair got my attention and asked me if I could ask the trucker guy if he could move his black diesel truck over to a different parking spot because his truck’s blocking her parking space in which I’m kinda iffy about it and refused to do so. So, the white-haired woman went up to the trucker guy and asked him to move his truck to free up some of the parking space for her. But problems arise when the trucker guy lost it and started angrily yelling curse words at the woman like a psychopath, so she got mad and cursed him right back. The trucker guy got even angrier and aggressively slammed the woman with his truck’s passenger door, which knocked her down to the ground so hard that the back of her head started losing blood. So I quickly deployed my walkie-talkie with me and needed everyone’s help with the unconscious white-haired woman on the ground out on the parking lot, and then everyone rushed to help her up and placed her on a chair so that they can use medical supplies to heal her bleeding wounds on the back of her head. A police officer came by and the woman described the trucker guy and his diesel truck with an Alaska license plate along with its license plate number to the officer because I didn’t catch the number unfortunately.
Next time I’ll bring my pen and notepad with me so that any vicious outrage goes on at work I’ll simply write down the license plate number of the attacker’s vehicle. So yeah, at first he gave me a compliment about my work that I’ve been doing. But it turn outs, he’s an absolute monster who should be tossed in prison for assaulting a woman. Other than that, my work day has been pretty good and busy.
That is all. Goodnight.
In tonight’s post: Dow Jones takes a big dump thanks to Twitler
My family and I had some homemade fried chicken topped with chopped red bell peppers and onions for dinner along with some salad and buttered French bread this evening. It sure is quite enjoyable and delicious. 🙂
And now for the bad news out in the real world, yesterday has been a rough day because the orange-faced Presidential lunatic Metamucilini has crashed the Wall Street stock market which caused the Dow Jones to plunge 600 points after declaring that all the people in China need to get out of there. I found a quote from an article at some website that includes parts of Twitler’s tweet after the stock market crash incident occurred:
Our Country has lost, stupidly, trillions of dollars with China over many years. They have stolen our intellectual property at a rate of hundreds of billions of dollars a year, & they want to continue. I won’t let that happen! We don’t need China and, frankly, would be far better off without them. The vast amounts of money made and stolen by China from the United States, year after year, for decades, will and must STOP. I will be responding to China’s tariffs this afternoon. This is a GREAT opportunity for the United States. We will keep it that way!
My god, he really is a worthless piece of orange scum… I just hope he gets impeached and kicked out of the Presidential office for doing all the stupid things he had done since he was elected President against Hillary Clinton in back in 2016.
Saturday Open Thread: Drunk and Disorderly
Just after 2 AM I looked out my window and saw police car lights down the street. I went outside and saw some drunk driver being interviewed and later arrested/hauled to jail. The way he was wobbling around there was no way the cop going to let him go. That and he refused to take the sobriety test (he would’ve fallen flat on his face anyway or stuck his finger in his eye). I found out today that he was trying to evade the cops and took the corner too wide, ending up in our neighbors’ front yard head into a power pole. I decided to take a couple pics of the scene of the crime:
Don’t drink and drive, call a cab. This guy’s life is going to be all kinda fucked up right now but at least he didn’t ruin anyone else’s life.