Have some Ass Glitter!
I was watching this video tonight from The Ellen DeGeneres Show where Ellen is talking about Butt Glitter:
Wow, I wish I can have a shiny glittery ass instead of being smooth and peachy. 😛
Stephen Colbert chats with Cartoon Trump (again)
I was watching this video from the Late Show that includes Cartoon Trump and the actual Trump quotes read by him:
My most favorite part in this video is Cartoon Trump playing a flute that summons his imaginary friend, Mr. Elegant. 😛
In today’s post: Funny Memes on Ellen
I was watching this video from The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday where Ellen shows different memes from her segment called ‘Me Me Monday’:
My most favorite ones are the cat using a laptop and mouse with a meme below saying ‘When you have a lot to do, but you’re spending your time taking an online quiz to see what flavor potato chip you are.’, and a ‘How Women Feel’ meme that has two pictures of a panda bear with and without mascara. They extremely made me LOL. 😛
Kermit Goes Nuts on The Late Show
After I played some Portal 2 tonight, I watched this video from the Late Show that includes Kermit the Frog and the recent firing of an actor who’s voiced as him:
Oh god, that one part where Kermit burns himself with a cigar made me lol. 😛
Moar Funny Stuff on Ellen
I was watching a couple of videos from The Ellen DeGeneres Show today. This first one is Ellen sharing some funny things on her segment, ‘Coincidence, I Think Not!’:
I totally laughed my ass off on the picture of a Giant Dicks billboard. 😛 Here’s this next one that includes modern updates on classic games such as Monopoly, Operation, Connect Four and Sorry!:
I like the one modern update on Operation called No Operation: Because Your Insurance Doesn’t Cover It, funny as hell. 😛
In today’s post: Do-It-Yourself Projects Gone Wrong
I was watching this clip from The Ellen DeGeneres Show where she shares some examples of DIY (Do It Yourself) projects gone wrong in her new segment, “Don’t Do It Yourself”:
I really like that pic of the bathroom sink which someone tried to fix it by using a wooden chair and some books, totally hilarious as hell. 😛
Playing around some Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed
I had a great blast playing Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed with my controller the other night. It’s a multiplayer Mario Kart-esque racing game where you can grab power-ups and weapons such as ice, fireworks, drones, and blowfish. This game has guest characters like Team Fortress, Football Manager, Alex Kidd, etc.
I managed to win a couple events at the World Tour in first place, and I also got a few achievements which are the ones for going All-Star, finishing half a second of an opponent in a Race, hitting 1st, 2nd and 3rd place with a Swarm attack, and hitting an opponent with a weapon while looking backwards. My new Steam controller should be here soon so that I can play games with it instead of my old one. 😀
JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!
After I played some Jazz Jackrabbit and Carmageddon: Max Damage yesterday, I watched this short video from the Late Show that includes President Heir Fuhrer’s ‘Jobs’ tweet and their news segment called Real News Tonight:
I laughed my ass off at the one part where the news reporters, the weatherman and the sports announcer are saying Job and Jobs a lot, and the Golf Golf Cleavage Golf part made me lol too. 😛
Robot-Wrecking Adventures with the Blue Bomber
I pulled out my controller and played some Mega Man Legacy Collection for about an hour. This collection has six Mega Man games to choose from. In each game, the objective is to defeat all the bosses and get their weapons before taking on the villainous evil scientist known as Dr. Wily while overcoming obstacles and robot enemies that are trying to kick his ass. I have managed to defeat the first boss, Fire Man, in the first Mega Man game. I survived the battle against him with one health left. Damn, that was a close call. I even got bonus and clear points after defeating the first boss:
Yeah, I had fun with the Blue Bomber but damn that was intense as hell. After I played some of that, I found this short clip made by Dorkly:
I thought that was funny because of the toilets disappearing and reappearing in different areas, like the one on the ceiling. 😛
Late Night Open Thread: Stephen Does Covfefe
I went on YouTube last night and watched this video from the Late Show that includes covfefe, President Tangerine Nazi Rape Clown’s “Travel Ban”, etc.:
I laughed really hard at the fake quote by Abraham Lincoln from the Gettysburg Address: “Four score and seven ratselttab (battlestar spelled backwards)…”. But the quote should’ve been “Four score and seven covfefe…”, which that would be even funnier. 😛