Category: Entertainment

Playing around some Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed

by Alxala

I had a great blast playing Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed with my controller the other night. It’s a multiplayer Mario Kart-esque racing game where you can grab power-ups and weapons such as ice, fireworks, drones, and blowfish. This game has guest characters like Team Fortress, Football Manager, Alex Kidd, etc.

I managed to win a couple events at the World Tour in first place, and I also got a few achievements which are the ones for going All-Star, finishing half a second of an opponent in a Race, hitting 1st, 2nd and 3rd place with a Swarm attack, and hitting an opponent with a weapon while looking backwards. My new Steam controller should be here soon so that I can play games with it instead of my old one. 😀

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!

by Alxala

After I played some Jazz Jackrabbit and Carmageddon: Max Damage yesterday, I watched this short video from the Late Show that includes President Heir Fuhrer’s ‘Jobs’ tweet and their news segment called Real News Tonight:

I laughed my ass off at the one part where the news reporters, the weatherman and the sports announcer are saying Job and Jobs a lot, and the Golf Golf Cleavage Golf part made me lol too. 😛

Robot-Wrecking Adventures with the Blue Bomber

by Alxala

I pulled out my controller and played some Mega Man Legacy Collection for about an hour. This collection has six Mega Man games to choose from. In each game, the objective is to defeat all the bosses and get their weapons before taking on the villainous evil scientist known as Dr. Wily while overcoming obstacles and robot enemies that are trying to kick his ass. I have managed to defeat the first boss, Fire Man, in the first Mega Man game. I survived the battle against him with one health left. Damn, that was a close call. I even got bonus and clear points after defeating the first boss:

Yeah, I had fun with the Blue Bomber but damn that was intense as hell. After I played some of that, I found this short clip made by Dorkly:

I thought that was funny because of the toilets disappearing and reappearing in different areas, like the one on the ceiling. 😛

Late Night Open Thread: Stephen Does Covfefe

by Alxala

I went on YouTube last night and watched this video from the Late Show that includes covfefe, President Tangerine Nazi Rape Clown’s “Travel Ban”, etc.:

I laughed really hard at the fake quote by Abraham Lincoln from the Gettysburg Address: “Four score and seven ratselttab (battlestar spelled backwards)…”. But the quote should’ve been “Four score and seven covfefe…”, which that would be even funnier. 😛

Flying high again

by Alxala

We went to the airport today and got on a plane ride while Papa Smurf was spectating. While we’re up high, we saw a few boats out on the ocean and some houses like ours. Once again nobody got airsick after this fun but windy ride. 🙂 I did take a Scribblenauts screenshot of me flying on a white airplane with Tomala and San_San:

Saturday Open Thread

by Alxala

Today is a sucky gray day. San_San and I went into town to go see the parade this morning, and it’s a lot of fun. 😀 I got a bunch of candy so that I can share them with my family. My favorite parts of the parade are the marching bands, McGruff the Crime Dog, and people who drive really old cars from the 40’s to the 50’s. After we got home I took a 2-hour nap.

We did have delicious cheeseburgers, french fries and corn-on-the-cob for dinner this evening. That really hit the spot. After I got dinner out of the way, I went on YouTube and watched a couple of videos from the Late Show. This first video is Stephen talking about President Fuckface Von Clownstick and NATO:

Ohhhh my goodness, I died laughing at the Donald Trump book, ‘Fifty Shades of Orange’. 😛 Then here’s this video where Stephen is saying strange quotes while wearing a Big Furry Hat:

I like the one quote that he said: ‘Anyone who tells me to ‘chillax,’ shall be ‘killaxed.’ I thought that was hilarious too. 😛

What The Duck?

by Alxala

There’s nothing much going on tonight. I was watching this video from the Late Show that involves Mark Walker and baby ducks:

My most favorite part in it is Walker’s picture of the duck ramp on Twitter. 😛 What kind of stupid moron had the idea to buy duck ramps so that the ducklings would climb up in it, fall down into the pond and die?

Pros and Cons of Working at the White House

by Alxala

I found another YouTube video from The Tonight Show where Jimmy Fallon weighs the good and bad of at the White House in his segment called ‘Pros and Cons’:

Oh wow, that Russian leek soup recipe made me laugh. 😛

Bullshit Spice returns to Saturday Night Live

by Alxala

Bullshit Spice (Melissa McCarthy) has returned to Saturday Night Live to talk about President Tangerine Mussolini (Alec Baldwin) firing James Comey and being replaced by Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Aidy Bryant):

Now THAT is a funny SNL video. My favorite part is Bullshit Spice driving around the New York City with an automotive speech stand. 😛