Tag: FPS

The Payne Continues On

by Alxala

I decided to come back to playing a bit of Max Payne, and I was on Part 3, Chapter 5: In the Land of the Blind. I have started off in the courtyard after jumping out of the window when two Matrix guys entered the room and killed all the members of the Inner Circle inside the Asgard Building.

I have managed to annihilate a dozen mercenaries before finding a security camera, and saw that Alfred Woden had survived the massacre. A few bullets later, I discovered a videotape with an extortion note attached to it, suggesting Nicole Horne was blackmailing the Inner Circle into silence. I also discovered the Aesir Headquarters blueprints that Woden left me as a present and watched more news on TV with Kyra Silver. Then I found a room where there is a couch and a round carpet on the floor. On the opposite wall of the couch, there is a painting on the wall. So I walked up to the painting and started beating it up with a baseball bat, a button suddenly appears which opens the entrance to Woden’s secret room.

I finally found a secret Star Trek parody known as the The Void.

After I saw ‘The Void’ I opened up Woden’s closet and guess what I found?

Alfred Woden’s sex toys!

I got out of the secret room and headed to the lower levels of the building, killing any remaining mercenaries and Matrix guys who try to murder me, and went into the basement levels of the building to the sixth chapter of Part 3 which is Byzantine Power Game. Hooray! Now that would be good place to do a checkpoint the next time I try to beat this FPS game.

And Now For Something Hilarious From Bawderlands Dos

by Alxala

I was playing some more Borderlands 2 this evening, and here’s a screenshot that I took after dealing with a group of bandits in Eridium Blight:

This poor Marauder somehow got his head and right arm stuck in the metal fence.

Yep, I always thought that was a really funny way to die. 😛

In Tonight’s Post: Dead Robot Standing

by Alxala

I was playing some Borderlands 2 this evening, and this happened all of the sudden:

I just thought that was hilarious the way this red robot died. Now I can give it a nice big hug and then live inside of it. 😛

But yeah, I’ve never seen that happen before until now.

Some Summertime Fun With Borderlands 2

by Alxala
Death to all spiderants!

I decided to celebrate the first day of summer by playing some Borderlands 2, and I’ve spent a golden key on a couple of new splat guns before I set out on a journey to go guns blazing on some bad guys and evil creatures. Here are the screenshots of what I’m talking about:

I even got myself a new skin customization of the Fan Boat variety right here:

Well, my time is now up because I gotta get back to doing more gaming stuff before I’m done for tonight. See ya!

Coming Back To The Bawderlands… 2

by Alxala
This Badass Bullymong be chillaxin’.

I’ve been blowing more stuff up in Borderlands 2 tonight, and I got myself a few golden keys and a new Fan Boat skin customization.

I also obtained a new pistol after retrieving the golden keys but unfortunately I don’t have a screenshot for that because I was too busy shooting down dozens of enemies, and before I go I will show you this cute screenshot of two WAR loaders happily hugging each other in Eridium Blight:

Back In The Bawderlands… Dos *again*

by Alxala

I’ve been spending a bunch of my golden keys in Borderlands 2 for some awesome weaponry and stuff. Here are a few screenshots of my new weapons:

Anyways, I’m 100% satisfied with them and all the other new ones. Now I’mma get myself ready to the bed thing. Goodnight everybody!

Get Pinned By The Door Frame

by Alxala

I just remembered something while I was playing Max Payne from awhile back. Here’s a screenshot of a glitch where a Punchinello mobster was stuck on the door frame back in the fifth level of Part 1:

Yep, I’d thought that was a funny glitch right there. 😛 Oh, and speaking of Max Payne I should probably get back into this game one of these days and finish off the rest of the mercenaries, killer suits and the notoriously evil Nicole Horne.