Have some moar Dorkly
I went on YouTube this evening to watch a couple of Dorkly videos involving Megaman and Mario.
They’re really hilarious. I mostly like the part where Megaman is using the Portal gun to finish off various enemies. π
Beavis and Butthead Do GTA (a funny GTA V video I found)
I was watching this Grand Theft Auto V video where Beavis and Butthead are doing their crazy shenanigans in Los Santos:
I mostly like the one part where Beavis is doing the Cornholio thing, really hilarious. π
The Annoying Orange Press Conference on The Tonight Show
I found this YouTube video from The Tonight Show where Jimmy Fallon, who’s dressed as President Asterisk, goes to a press conference to talk to the reporters about Russia, Michael Flynn and fake news:
I thought that was pretty funny. π
Monday Evening Open Thread
Not much to report tonight. My family and I are having a great dinner for my belated birthday at the local Irish Pub. We were having some fish and chips, and I ordered my first cocktail. It was a Dizzy Leprechaun, it tasted like Girl Scout Cookies with a good whiskey taste to it. π Oh, and last night I found some YouTube videos of different NES hacks that involve penises:
My most favorite part is Scrooge McDuck using his penis to jump instead of his cane in DickTales. π
Been watching some Mortal Kombat Dorkly Bits
I went on YouTube to watch some Mortal Kombat Dorkly videos. I found this new one where Sonya Blade turns Sub-Zero into a fetus:
That really made me laugh my ass off. π
In tonight’s post: Jon Stewart reads President Fuckface Von Clownstick’s executive orders
I found this YouTube video from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert where Jon Stewart is on the show, and he reads some executive orders he borrowed off President Fuckface Von Clownstick’s desk. π
I like the one part where Jon is reading one of Cheeto Benito’s executive order that involves China and its wall. π I’m sure going to miss him being the host of The Daily Show. π
Evening Open Thread
I was playing games on the Roku because I was bored. I played a couple of games like Tetris and Color Swap βn Drop for about an hour and a half, and I sure had a lot of fun. π Then I went to Hulu to watch my favorite TV shows like The Good Place and Superstore. Here’s what the two shows look like:

The Good Place is a fantasy comedy about a woman who is in a utopia called “The Good Place” after she got struck and killed by a tractor-trailer. I like how the actors and actresses use fake curse words like shirt instead of shit, fork instead of fuck, etc. π

And Superstore is a single-camera sitcom TV show about a group of workers who are working at a big-box store called “Cloud 9”.

This female assistant store manager is named Dina Fox, and she is tough as nails. I like her because she’s the strongest female character in the show, and I also like how she uses her phrases like βShut up, Sandra!β, βElias! Thatβs not how you use the ladder, you mother[bleep]ing turd!β, etc. π
So yeah, things are going well today. π
The Tonight Show Thank You Notes with First Lady Michelle Obama
I found this YouTube video from The Tonight Show where Jimmy Fallon and First Lady Michelle Obama are writing out Thank You Notes to President Barack Obama, Inauguration Day, etc.
I mostly like the part where Michelle thanks Barack for proving he’s not a lame duck, but her very own silver fox. I’m going to miss the Obama’s being First Lady and President. π
Angry Beavis and Butthead (a short funny video I found)
I forgot to put up this video tonight. It’s a short funny video where Angry Birds meets Beavis and Butthead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it7l6vkQUgQ
I mostly like the part where Beavis is humping Butthead, and then humping an Angry Bird at the end of the video. π
Fifty Shades Darker meets The Joy of Painting
I watched this YouTube clip from the Ellen DeGeneres show last night where Ellen combines two things that are absolutely unrelated in her segment called This + That. This time she combines the trailer for the movie “Fifty Shades Darker” with Bob Ross’ classic TV show, “The Joy of Painting“.
It’s a great This + That video, and I like that one part where one of Bob Ross’ guests is using the paintbrush to play with colors on a large palette. π
