Category: Entertainment

In tonight’s post: Never Fjorget What Happened In Sweden

by Alxala

I watched this video from The Late Show where Stephen Colbert is talking about President Tangerine Nazi Rape Clown’s false claims of a terror attack in Sweden:

I like the one part where Sweden’s Prime Minister asks, “Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking?” My guess is cannabis. I also like the Swedish chef from the Muppets and the phrase ‘Never Fjorget’ at the very end of the video. 😛

Beavis and Butthead Do GTA (a funny GTA V video I found)

by Alxala

I was watching this Grand Theft Auto V video where Beavis and Butthead are doing their crazy shenanigans in Los Santos:

I mostly like the one part where Beavis is doing the Cornholio thing, really hilarious. 😛

The Annoying Orange Press Conference on The Tonight Show

by Alxala

I found this YouTube video from The Tonight Show where Jimmy Fallon, who’s dressed as President Asterisk, goes to a press conference to talk to the reporters about Russia, Michael Flynn and fake news:

I thought that was pretty funny. 😛

Monday Evening Open Thread

by Alxala

Not much to report tonight. My family and I are having a great dinner for my belated birthday at the local Irish Pub. We were having some fish and chips, and I ordered my first cocktail. It was a Dizzy Leprechaun, it tasted like Girl Scout Cookies with a good whiskey taste to it. 🙂 Oh, and last night I found some YouTube videos of different NES hacks that involve penises:

My most favorite part is Scrooge McDuck using his penis to jump instead of his cane in DickTales. 😛

In tonight’s post: Jon Stewart reads President Fuckface Von Clownstick’s executive orders

by Alxala

I found this YouTube video from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert where Jon Stewart is on the show, and he reads some executive orders he borrowed off President Fuckface Von Clownstick’s desk. 😛

I like the one part where Jon is reading one of Cheeto Benito’s executive order that involves China and its wall. 😛 I’m sure going to miss him being the host of The Daily Show. 🙁

Evening Open Thread

by Alxala

I was playing games on the Roku because I was bored. I played a couple of games like Tetris and Color Swap ‘n Drop for about an hour and a half, and I sure had a lot of fun. 🙂 Then I went to Hulu to watch my favorite TV shows like The Good Place and Superstore. Here’s what the two shows look like:

The Good Place is a fantasy comedy about a woman who is in a utopia called “The Good Place” after she got struck and killed by a tractor-trailer. I like how the actors and actresses use fake curse words like shirt instead of shit, fork instead of fuck, etc. 😛

And Superstore is a single-camera sitcom TV show about a group of workers who are working at a big-box store called “Cloud 9”.

This female assistant store manager is named Dina Fox, and she is tough as nails. I like her because she’s the strongest female character in the show, and I also like how she uses her phrases like “Shut up, Sandra!”, “Elias! That’s not how you use the ladder, you mother[bleep]ing turd!”, etc. 😛

So yeah, things are going well today. 😉

The Tonight Show Thank You Notes with First Lady Michelle Obama

by Alxala

I found this YouTube video from The Tonight Show where Jimmy Fallon and First Lady Michelle Obama are writing out Thank You Notes to President Barack Obama, Inauguration Day, etc.

I mostly like the part where Michelle thanks Barack for proving he’s not a lame duck, but her very own silver fox. I’m going to miss the Obama’s being First Lady and President. 🙁

Angry Beavis and Butthead (a short funny video I found)

by Alxala

I forgot to put up this video tonight. It’s a short funny video where Angry Birds meets Beavis and Butthead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it7l6vkQUgQ

I mostly like the part where Beavis is humping Butthead, and then humping an Angry Bird at the end of the video. 😛