Have some Ellen’s Pet Dish

I went to on YouTube and watched a couple of videos from The Ellen DeGeneres Show involving Ellen’s new animated original series called Ellen’s Pet Dish. It’s about her and Portia de Rossiโ€™s talking pets watching some best moments from the show:

My most favorite part is the one where a male dog is telling jokes to the other pets, and he is giving them answers that rhyme with Oprah. ๐Ÿ˜›

In tonight’s post: Do Not Read on The Tonight Show

I watched this video from The Tonight Show where Jimmy is sharing some books that people should avoid reading in his segment, ‘Do Not Read’:

I mostly like that book called 100 Games for One Player, and one of the games in the book is quite interesting: Listening. ๐Ÿ˜›

It’s time for Cartoon Trump!

Last night I went on YouTube to watch some Cartoon Trump clips from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, like Cartoon Trump being visited by Cartoon Richard Nixon and Cartoon Abraham Lincoln, announcing his March Madness bracket picks, and sitting on a gold toilet while trying to tweet:

Yep, they’re quite hilarious and entertaining. ๐Ÿ˜›

March Cuteness on Ellen with Morty pix

I watched this video from The Ellen DeGeneres Show where Ellen came up with a bracket with cute animal videos. She calls it March Cuteness, where Ellen has chosen sixteen animal videos but only one will be victorious against the other fifteen:

I like that one video of a kitten cleaning a chirping chick, hilariously cute. ๐Ÿ˜› Oh, and speaking of cute, here are some pix of Morty:

In tonight’s post: Never Fjorget What Happened In Sweden

I watched this video from The Late Show where Stephen Colbert is talking about President Tangerine Nazi Rape Clown’s false claims of a terror attack in Sweden:

I like the one part where Sweden’s Prime Minister asks, “Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking?” My guess is cannabis. I also like the Swedish chef from the Muppets and the phrase ‘Never Fjorget’ at the very end of the video. ๐Ÿ˜›

Beavis and Butthead Do GTA (a funny GTA V video I found)

I was watching this Grand Theft Auto V video where Beavis and Butthead are doing their crazy shenanigans in Los Santos:

I mostly like the one part where Beavis is doing the Cornholio thing, really hilarious. ๐Ÿ˜›

The Annoying Orange Press Conference on The Tonight Show

I found this YouTube video from The Tonight Show where Jimmy Fallon, who’s dressed as President Asterisk, goes to a press conference to talk to the reporters about Russia, Michael Flynn and fake news:

I thought that was pretty funny. ๐Ÿ˜›

Monday Evening Open Thread

Not much to report tonight. My family and I are having a great dinner for my belated birthday at the local Irish Pub. We were having some fish and chips, and I ordered my first cocktail. It was a Dizzy Leprechaun, it tasted like Girl Scout Cookies with a good whiskey taste to it. ๐Ÿ™‚ Oh, and last night I found some YouTube videos of different NES hacks that involve penises:

My most favorite part is Scrooge McDuck using his penis to jump instead of his cane in DickTales. ๐Ÿ˜›