Author: Alxala

The Wang has risen!

by Alxala

Tomala let me know that Shadow Warrior was free on Humble Bundle, so I went and grabbed a copy:

Wassup fuckers? Prepare to be annihilated!

You play as Lo Wang, a legendary warrior who can kill enemies with his sword or guns, if he has ammunition. He can do other things like dash in any direction just by pressing the Shift key then pressing the usual W, S, A or D. If you hold the Shift key and press W, Wang will start to sprint until his stamina drops. I also like how you can slice and dice dead enemies into bits and pieces:

Another cool thing is when you press R while you’re equipped with the Penetrator [great name], it sputters like fireworks:

LMAO! 😛

There are some special things in this game like Dark Crystals which give me Ki, an energy that allows me to learn or upgrade demonic powers. Other special things in this game are spirits from fallen creatures which give you health, karma to learn and upgrade my skills, and demon hearts that kills all demons from six meters away from me, which is demonically awesome. 😀 I made my way to Chapter 2 which is The Party Bus after killing dozens of enemy humans and demons in the first one, and then I took some screenshots of arcade machines plus the original classic Shadow Warrior arcade machine in the Prologue:

Not a bad game… I don’t think I’ll have to be too bored to play this again. 🙂

Some Moar Serious Sam Shenanigans

by Alxala

I’ve been playing some Serious Sam Fusion 2017 lately, and I have made my way past the Moon Mountains, the Oasis and the Dunes after fighting a bunch of monsters and obtaining the Water element in the First Encounter:

So now I’m in the Suburbs of Memphis after collecting all four elements, where I must know how to find and activate the Sirian Spaceship. It was a lot of fun being serious like Sam, hopefully I can reach the Sewers without getting killed by monsters, obstacles, etc. 😉

Moar Funny Stuff on Ellen

by Alxala

I was watching a couple of videos from The Ellen DeGeneres Show today. This first one is Ellen sharing some funny things on her segment, ‘Coincidence, I Think Not!’:

I totally laughed my ass off on the picture of a Giant Dicks billboard. 😛 Here’s this next one that includes modern updates on classic games such as Monopoly, Operation, Connect Four and Sorry!:

I like the one modern update on Operation called No Operation: Because Your Insurance Doesn’t Cover It, funny as hell. 😛

The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Cage

by Alxala

I took one of the screenshots from Mortal Kombat X where Johnny Cage uses his ‘Here’s Johnny’ fatality on his opponent, but I replaced his face with Jimmy Fallon’s face:

Now that would be an awesome introduction on The Tonight Show. 😛

Friday Late Night Fun with Sonic CD

by Alxala

I decided to dig into some Sonic CD with my Steam Controller tonight, and so far I got past Palmtree Panic and fought against Dr. Eggman (or Dr. Robotnik) in the first boss battle:

I like how this game has pink flowers when you destroy enemies unlike other Sonic games that have birds and bunnies:

Also, I got an achievement for traveling through time which kinda reminds me of the Back To The Future movies. It’s a great Sonic game, but not as great as Sonic Generations. But still it’s a great game. 😀

Some Portal 2 Stuff + Flower Shoggoth Rises To The Top

by Alxala

I decided to play some Portal 2 since it’s been awhile, and I made my way to Chapter 6 which is The Fall after dealing with GLaDOS. She is now a potato battery:

I think I’ll do more of that whenever I feel like it. 🙂 On another note I did get an achievement for saving this turret from redemption:

Oh, one more thing before I post this. I checked out the Scribblenauts Unlimited workshop after playing Portal 2, and somehow my Flower Shoggoth got all the way to the top of the first page:

I was super fascinated when I see that. 😀