Saturday Open Thread

Today is a sucky gray day. San_San and I went into town to go see the parade this morning, and it’s a lot of fun. πŸ˜€ I got a bunch of candy so that I can share them with my family. My favorite parts of the parade are the marching bands, McGruff the Crime Dog, and people who drive really old cars from the 40’s to the 50’s. After we got home I took a 2-hour nap.

We did have delicious cheeseburgers, french fries and corn-on-the-cob for dinner this evening. That really hit the spot. After I got dinner out of the way, I went on YouTube and watched a couple of videos from the Late Show. This first video is Stephen talking about President Fuckface Von Clownstick and NATO:

Ohhhh my goodness, I died laughing at the Donald Trump book, ‘Fifty Shades of Orange’. πŸ˜› Then here’s this video where Stephen is saying strange quotes while wearing a Big Furry Hat:

I like the one quote that he said: ‘Anyone who tells me to ‘chillax,’ shall be ‘killaxed.’ I thought that was hilarious too. πŸ˜›

What The Duck?

There’s nothing much going on tonight. I was watching this video from the Late Show that involves Mark Walker and baby ducks:

My most favorite part in it is Walker’s picture of the duck ramp on Twitter. πŸ˜› What kind of stupid moron had the idea to buy duck ramps so that the ducklings would climb up in it, fall down into the pond and die?

Friday Afternoon Video Roundup

I found a couple of YouTube videos that I want to share with you guys. This first one is from the Late Show where Stephen is talking about James Comey getting fired by the horrific orange shit stain known as President Donald Trump:

My favorite parts in the video are the New York Herald’s headline ‘Lincoln Commits Suicide’, Comey getting Trump’d, and the most favorite of all: Anderson Cooper ripping out his eyeballs and putting them back on at the end. πŸ˜› And this next one is from The Tonight Show where Jimmy Fallon, who’s dressed as Donald Trump, sits down with Martin Short, who’s dressed as Jiminy Glick, as they talk about Trump’s first 100 days as president:

Ohhhhh my goodness, that too is really hilarious. πŸ˜›

In today’s post: One Week Older on The Late Show

I was watching this video on the Late Show involving the greatest moments from last night:

I totally laughed my ass off on the part where Stephen is talking to the ghost of Cartoon Abraham Lincoln. πŸ˜›

Tuesday Evening Video Roundup

I was watching some videos that I thought I’d share with you guys. This first one is from the Ellen DeGeneres Show where Ellen combines cats with hats from her segment, This + That:

And this next one is a video from the Late Show involving Bullshit Spice’s daytime drama:

This Late Show video made me lol

Today is a damp day. I had a dental appointment at the dentist office this afternoon, and it went well. The doctors cleaned my teeth and I haven’t lost any teeth which is good. I was on YouTube and watched this video from the Late Show the other day where Stephen talks about Putin, Gay Clowns and Russia:

I really like the short animated Putin gay icon song at the very end of the video, 100% funny. πŸ˜›

Found some moar comedy

I have been watching a couple of videos on YouTube this afternoon, and I want to share them with you. First, this video from the Late Show where Stephen is talking about President Tangerine Mussolini, George W. Bush, spiders, etc.:

And this video is from The Tonight Show where Brian Regan does comedy stand-up:

I like the one joke where Brian is talking about dropping planeloads of boots on the soldiers, totally funny. πŸ˜›

It’s time for Cartoon Trump!

Last night I went on YouTube to watch some Cartoon Trump clips from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, like Cartoon Trump being visited by Cartoon Richard Nixon and Cartoon Abraham Lincoln, announcing his March Madness bracket picks, and sitting on a gold toilet while trying to tweet:

Yep, they’re quite hilarious and entertaining. πŸ˜›

In tonight’s post: Never Fjorget What Happened In Sweden

I watched this video from The Late Show where Stephen Colbert is talking about President Tangerine Nazi Rape Clown’s false claims of a terror attack in Sweden:

I like the one part where Sweden’s Prime Minister asks, “Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking?” My guess is cannabis. I also like the Swedish chef from the Muppets and the phrase ‘Never Fjorget’ at the very end of the video. πŸ˜›