And Now For Something Hilarious From Bawderlands Dos

I was playing some more Borderlands 2 this evening, and here’s a screenshot that I took after dealing with a group of bandits in Eridium Blight:

This poor Marauder somehow got his head and right arm stuck in the metal fence.

Yep, I always thought that was a really funny way to die. 😛

Bandits & Nosalises & Bourbon! Oh My!

I want your hockey mask, bro.

Last night I celebrated Halloween by coming back to doing Metro 2033 of the Redux variety since it’s been awhile. Last time I played it was about five and a half years ago, I was exploring the Lost Tunnels with my teammate Bourbon while surviving the attacks of bandits and nosalises along the way.

I AM standing still, you jackass! Don’t tell me what to do!

We survived and made our way to the Market station where I did some exploring around a little bit, traded my revolver for the Bastard gun (which kinda looks like a Sten gun to me) which I applied the heat sink attachment to stop the gun from overheating, and I even found another shooting range where you take challenges in there but I decided to skip it because I needed to build up my progress. However, I might check it out someday in the future whenever I feel like doing shooting challenges.

Next stop is the Dead City, where Bourbon and I set out on a mission to get to Dry Station, where bandits control it.

OH NO I’M SLIPPING!!!

After Bourbon failed to catch me I went inside a couple of buildings to search for ranger stashes and hear the voices of the dead while surviving a horde of nosalises that are thirsty for my blood. I even found one of the Dark Ones right by the ranger hideout:

I’m about halfway through the Dead City right now, but I’ll plan on taking a break until I feel like continuing my mission for survival.

Let’s talk about Metro 2033

Last night I played a game that I have never touched, and that is Metro 2033. It’s a first-person shooter survival horror video game where you play as Artyom, a guy who must defeat an evil mutant race known as the Dark Ones, and you are fighting off a bunch of mutants, demons and enemy humans with guns. Man, I hate those gun-toting bastards with a passion. Anyway, here are a few screenshots of what the game looks like:

Good. Now I can make some demon stew for dinner. 😛
These pigs are enjoying their dinner, while one of them is rolling around in mud. Nice. 🙂

What I like about this are the traditional guns like revolvers, automatic weapons and shotguns. I also like this one cutscene that has pictures of things like the clock tower, the city, the boats out on the water, etc. It’s because it’s the coolest cutscene I have ever seen, and the reason why I like the pictures in it because they look quite nice. 🙂 So yeah, I had fun playing it but God that was brutal.