Tag: New Year’s Day

Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I’m not dead yet! It’s been awhile since I’ve been away from my headquarters because real life.

Happy really, really late new year’s day to everyone! 😉

EDIT (12/10/24): Oh, I just remembered something back in December 29th, 2022. I lost my job at a local Fred Meyer store for returning stolen merchandise to the company after failing to chase down a shoplifter but the store manager didn’t believe me and wasn’t any hidden camera footage of me trying to chase after a shoplifter because the camera was tilted away from the view of the parking lot. I’m pretty sure the employees who are currently working there sure going to miss me, and now I must buck up and find myself a new job.