President Asterisk Sings The National Anthem
I watched this hilarious clip from the Late Show where the Angry Yam is singing the National Anthem but he’s using the wrong words to the song but they’re pretty much funny like ‘Boob Shakes and Butt Stuff’, ‘Going To Jail’, and ‘And I Have, like, Big Braaaaaaains!’. π
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Stephen Colbert chats with Cartoon Trump (again)
I was watching this video from the Late Show that includes Cartoon Trump and the actual Trump quotes read by him:
My most favorite part in this video is Cartoon Trump playing a flute that summons his imaginary friend, Mr. Elegant. π
Saturday Open Thread
Today is a sucky gray day. San_San and I went into town to go see the parade this morning, and it’s a lot of fun. π I got a bunch of candy so that I can share them with my family. My favorite parts of the parade are the marching bands, McGruff the Crime Dog, and people who drive really old cars from the 40’s to the 50’s. After we got home I took a 2-hour nap.
We did have delicious cheeseburgers, french fries and corn-on-the-cob for dinner this evening. That really hit the spot. After I got dinner out of the way, I went on YouTube and watched a couple of videos from the Late Show. This first video is Stephen talking about President Fuckface Von Clownstick and NATO:
Ohhhh my goodness, I died laughing at the Donald Trump book, ‘Fifty Shades of Orange’. π Then here’s this video where Stephen is saying strange quotes while wearing a Big Furry Hat:
I like the one quote that he said: ‘Anyone who tells me to ‘chillax,’ shall be ‘killaxed.’ I thought that was hilarious too. π
In today’s post: One Week Older on The Late Show
I was watching this video on the Late Show involving the greatest moments from last night:
I totally laughed my ass off on the part where Stephen is talking to the ghost of Cartoon Abraham Lincoln. π
In tonight’s post: Jon Stewart reads President Fuckface Von Clownstick’s executive orders
I found this YouTube video from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert where Jon Stewart is on the show, and he reads some executive orders he borrowed off President Fuckface Von Clownstick’s desk. π
I like the one part where Jon is reading one of Cheeto Benito’s executive order that involves China and its wall. π I’m sure going to miss him being the host of The Daily Show. π