Let’s Talk About Monopoly Casino Vegas Edition

I just remembered something from awhile back in the Windows XP era. I was playing an old-school gambling simulation game called Monopoly Casino Vegas Edition.

I got this game as part of my Monopoly Platinum Collection for Christmas back when I was a kid. In this game, you get to choose which casino game you’d like to play while choosing the minimum and maximum betting increments. Here are some screenshots of games that are my favorites:

Pai Gow Poker
Poker
Blackjack
Roulette
Craps
Sic-Bo
Money Wheel

There’s also Keno, Bingo, video poker and slot machines in this game. Anyways, I really missed playing this fun game so much. 🙁

I Got The Monopoly Fever

Been playing an old-school board game Monopoly (not for the PC) with my mother San_San earlier this afternoon since it’s been a long time for the both of us. San_San chose Dog as her game piece because she gets the Dog just about every game on Monopoly, and I went for the Shoe as my game piece. We have been collecting various property assets in hopes of getting a Monopoly, buying houses and hotels, and paying rent money to each other for about an hour. But in the end, I am the winning champion of Monopoly because San_San was on St. James Place and she rolled 7 on the dice and then landed on my red-colored property Indiana Avenue for the third time which she owed me $1,050 for rent with a hotel on the property but she declared bankruptcy because she didn’t have enough money to pay me after she sold her houses and mortgaged all of her properties.

Then I get to put the Monopoly game away as part of my great victory. It sure was fun playing that game. 🙂 Maybe next time we play Monopoly we should con my sister Tomala to join us.

Oh, and speaking of, here’s a picture of a ‘Player Bankrupt’ cutscene from Monopoly for the Game Boy Color but I replaced the Monopoly guy’s pants with a pink skirt and the Monopoly guy’s face with a female face with pink hair and ponytail to make it look like San_San’s face:

Credit goes to Nintendo and Parker Brothers for the ‘Player Bankrupt’ cutscene picture.

Yep, it sure was fun being a good thousandaire in this game. 🙂

Moar Funny Stuff on Ellen

I was watching a couple of videos from The Ellen DeGeneres Show today. This first one is Ellen sharing some funny things on her segment, ‘Coincidence, I Think Not!’:

I totally laughed my ass off on the picture of a Giant Dicks billboard. 😛 Here’s this next one that includes modern updates on classic games such as Monopoly, Operation, Connect Four and Sorry!:

I like the one modern update on Operation called No Operation: Because Your Insurance Doesn’t Cover It, funny as hell. 😛