JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!

After I played some Jazz Jackrabbit and Carmageddon: Max Damage yesterday, I watched this short video from the Late Show that includes President Heir Fuhrer’s ‘Jobs’ tweet and their news segment called Real News Tonight:

I laughed my ass off at the one part where the news reporters, the weatherman and the sports announcer are saying Job and Jobs a lot, and the Golf Golf Cleavage Golf part made me lol too. 😛

Late Night Open Thread: Stephen Does Covfefe

I went on YouTube last night and watched this video from the Late Show that includes covfefe, President Tangerine Nazi Rape Clown’s “Travel Ban”, etc.:

I laughed really hard at the fake quote by Abraham Lincoln from the Gettysburg Address: “Four score and seven ratselttab (battlestar spelled backwards)…”. But the quote should’ve been “Four score and seven covfefe…”, which that would be even funnier. 😛

Saturday Open Thread

Today is a sucky gray day. San_San and I went into town to go see the parade this morning, and it’s a lot of fun. 😀 I got a bunch of candy so that I can share them with my family. My favorite parts of the parade are the marching bands, McGruff the Crime Dog, and people who drive really old cars from the 40’s to the 50’s. After we got home I took a 2-hour nap.

We did have delicious cheeseburgers, french fries and corn-on-the-cob for dinner this evening. That really hit the spot. After I got dinner out of the way, I went on YouTube and watched a couple of videos from the Late Show. This first video is Stephen talking about President Fuckface Von Clownstick and NATO:

Ohhhh my goodness, I died laughing at the Donald Trump book, ‘Fifty Shades of Orange’. 😛 Then here’s this video where Stephen is saying strange quotes while wearing a Big Furry Hat:

I like the one quote that he said: ‘Anyone who tells me to ‘chillax,’ shall be ‘killaxed.’ I thought that was hilarious too. 😛

What The Duck?

There’s nothing much going on tonight. I was watching this video from the Late Show that involves Mark Walker and baby ducks:

My most favorite part in it is Walker’s picture of the duck ramp on Twitter. 😛 What kind of stupid moron had the idea to buy duck ramps so that the ducklings would climb up in it, fall down into the pond and die?

Bullshit Spice returns to Saturday Night Live

Bullshit Spice (Melissa McCarthy) has returned to Saturday Night Live to talk about President Tangerine Mussolini (Alec Baldwin) firing James Comey and being replaced by Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Aidy Bryant):

Now THAT is a funny SNL video. My favorite part is Bullshit Spice driving around the New York City with an automotive speech stand. 😛

Friday Afternoon Video Roundup

I found a couple of YouTube videos that I want to share with you guys. This first one is from the Late Show where Stephen is talking about James Comey getting fired by the horrific orange shit stain known as President Donald Trump:

My favorite parts in the video are the New York Herald’s headline ‘Lincoln Commits Suicide’, Comey getting Trump’d, and the most favorite of all: Anderson Cooper ripping out his eyeballs and putting them back on at the end. 😛 And this next one is from The Tonight Show where Jimmy Fallon, who’s dressed as Donald Trump, sits down with Martin Short, who’s dressed as Jiminy Glick, as they talk about Trump’s first 100 days as president:

Ohhhhh my goodness, that too is really hilarious. 😛

Moar epic Scribblenauts shenanigans

I took a few screenshots of stuff while I was playing some Scribblenauts this afternoon:

The Angry Yam riding his spider mech known as The Trumpinator. 😛

Derp Jesus and Derp Trump 😛

Mario meets his derpy cousin, Dario. 😛

It’s a stinky turd, and you can throw it at people too. :v

Yeah, I’m sure they will make you people laugh too. 😛