Metro 2033 Friday Night Fun Fest

I dug back into some more Metro 2033 tonight, and so far I have successfully ninja’d my way past the enemy bandits to find Bourbon, who had been shot and killed by a bandit:

R. I. P. Bourbon πŸ™

Here Khan guides me to the subway station where we encounter ghostly silhouettes which can kill you in seconds if you get too close to them. We also shot down more nosalises on the way while looking for guns and ammunition scattered in hidden areas:

The Ghost Train

On another note I did get an achievement for completing levels ‘Ghosts’ and ‘Anomaly’ without dying. By the way, I had fun playing stealth ninja and nosalis hunter. πŸ™‚

Shub-Niggurath is no more (again).

I decided to tear into some Quake tonight and managed to obtain all four runes so that I can face off against the final boss known as Shub-Niggurath. The only way to kill Shub-Niggurath is to wait for the spiky ball teleporter to go inside of her, then run to the portal to go inside her and she’ll explode:

Goodbye Shub-Niggurath!

BOOM! She’s been blown up.

I’ll check out some Quake mods that I will try out like Hipnotiq and Rogue but that’ll have to wait until I feel like playing Quake again. But at least the final boss fight was bloody fun. πŸ˜€

The Wang has risen!

Tomala let me know that Shadow Warrior was free on Humble Bundle, so I went and grabbed a copy:

Wassup fuckers? Prepare to be annihilated!

You play as Lo Wang, a legendary warrior who can kill enemies with his sword or guns, if he has ammunition. He can do other things like dash in any direction just by pressing the Shift key then pressing the usual W, S, A or D. If you hold the Shift key and press W, Wang will start to sprint until his stamina drops. I also like how you can slice and dice dead enemies into bits and pieces:

Another cool thing is when you press R while you’re equipped with the Penetrator [great name], it sputters like fireworks:

LMAO! πŸ˜›

There are some special things in this game like Dark Crystals which give me Ki, an energy that allows me to learn or upgrade demonic powers. Other special things in this game are spirits from fallen creatures which give you health, karma to learn and upgrade my skills, and demon hearts that kills all demons from six meters away from me, which is demonically awesome. πŸ˜€ I made my way to Chapter 2 which is The Party Bus after killing dozens of enemy humans and demons in the first one, and then I took some screenshots of arcade machines plus the original classic Shadow Warrior arcade machine in the Prologue:

Not a bad game… I don’t think I’ll have to be too bored to play this again. πŸ™‚

Some Moar Serious Sam Shenanigans

I’ve been playing some Serious Sam Fusion 2017 lately, and I have made my way past the Moon Mountains, the Oasis and the Dunes after fighting a bunch of monsters and obtaining the Water element in the First Encounter:

So now I’m in the Suburbs of Memphis after collecting all four elements, where I must know how to find and activate the Sirian Spaceship. It was a lot of fun being serious like Sam, hopefully I can reach the Sewers without getting killed by monsters, obstacles, etc. πŸ˜‰

Moar Funny Stuff on Ellen

I was watching a couple of videos from The Ellen DeGeneres Show today. This first one is Ellen sharing some funny things on her segment, ‘Coincidence, I Think Not!’:

I totally laughed my ass off on the picture of a Giant Dicks billboard. πŸ˜› Here’s this next one that includes modern updates on classic games such as Monopoly, Operation, Connect Four and Sorry!:

I like the one modern update on Operation called No Operation: Because Your Insurance Doesn’t Cover It, funny as hell. πŸ˜›