Saturday Open Thread

Today is a sucky gray day. San_San and I went into town to go see the parade this morning, and it’s a lot of fun. πŸ˜€ I got a bunch of candy so that I can share them with my family. My favorite parts of the parade are the marching bands, McGruff the Crime Dog, and people who drive really old cars from the 40’s to the 50’s. After we got home I took a 2-hour nap.

We did have delicious cheeseburgers, french fries and corn-on-the-cob for dinner this evening. That really hit the spot. After I got dinner out of the way, I went on YouTube and watched a couple of videos from the Late Show. This first video is Stephen talking about President Fuckface Von Clownstick and NATO:

Ohhhh my goodness, I died laughing at the Donald Trump book, ‘Fifty Shades of Orange’. πŸ˜› Then here’s this video where Stephen is saying strange quotes while wearing a Big Furry Hat:

I like the one quote that he said: ‘Anyone who tells me to ‘chillax,’ shall be ‘killaxed.’ I thought that was hilarious too. πŸ˜›

White Men Can’t Jump, But They Can Dance.

I went on YouTube this afternoon and watched this video from The Ellen DeGeneres Show where tWitch and some random white guy do crazy dance moves in the segment, ‘White Men Can Dance… with tWitch’:

I totally lol’d at the one part where one white guy is doing the ass dance like Shin Chan does, but in a different way. πŸ˜›

Have some of my new Scribblenauts inventions

I decided to create some epic Scribblenauts NPC characters tonight. Here are a few screenshots of what I made:

Cthuloggoth (a Cthulu/Shoggoth hybrid)

Gothosaurus Rex

Papa Smurf came up with that idea that I was going to make, and I did. πŸ˜› And last but not least, I created a hilarious Jokamel character from TV Funhouse:

Assagor

I’ll bet that he’ll take on Pikachu for a PokΓ©mon battle. πŸ˜›

What The Duck?

There’s nothing much going on tonight. I was watching this video from the Late Show that involves Mark Walker and baby ducks:

My most favorite part in it is Walker’s picture of the duck ramp on Twitter. πŸ˜› What kind of stupid moron had the idea to buy duck ramps so that the ducklings would climb up in it, fall down into the pond and die?

Bullshit Spice returns to Saturday Night Live

Bullshit Spice (Melissa McCarthy) has returned to Saturday Night Live to talk about President Tangerine Mussolini (Alec Baldwin) firing James Comey and being replaced by Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Aidy Bryant):

Now THAT is a funny SNL video. My favorite part is Bullshit Spice driving around the New York City with an automotive speech stand. πŸ˜›